Apr 172013
 

…or How Chinese Builders Go Higher, Faster

Whatever you do, don’t mis-pronounce “four” in China. The Pinyin is Si (fourth tone- falling), pronounced somewhere between “seh” and “suh.” When spoken correctly, you will sound like the godfather of the snake Cosa Nostra. A somewhat sibilant, seriously stern similitude (sorry) of Marlon Brando. That’s the number four.

Use the third tone – as if El Capo del Tutti Serpenti experiences a touch of indigestion while hissing – and instead of “four” you said “death.” Death is such bad luck (thankfully, it’s the last bad luck you can have) that people go to great lengths to avoid fours here. Nobody wants a house or apartment with the number four, and if you’re willing to have a four (or more!) in your mobile phone number, the service providers will actually pay you.

It’s similar to the onus borne by the number 13 in the US. Just as with those old buildings in the States missing a “Floor 13″ (do they still skip the 13th floor in new buildings?), many Chinese buildings skip ‘death floor,’ going directly from Floor Three to Five.

But wait, it gets better – it’s not just the fourth floor that’s skipped, it’s any floor with a ‘four’ in it. So you can count out Floors 14 and 24. I haven’t been in a real high-rise here yet, but I imagine the entire 4x block of floors is skipped, jumping from 39 to 50. Then, just to cover all the bases, throw out Floor 13. (Have we outsourced our unlucky numbers to China?) Take a gander at the elevator panel here:

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 Posted by at 8:40 am
Apr 132013
 

Despite my lack of posts, I am still alive!  My posts are going up out of order, based on how long it takes me to write something that doesn’t completely embarrass me and everyone who ever tried to teach me English.  For example, A Travel Watch just went up, though I started writing it back in January – so look for it further down. (Or don’t – it’s not that exciting.)  Here’s a very quick post just to keep the momentum up and show off beautiful, spring-time Beijing!

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Returned to China (from my mandatory every-90-days visa exit) to longer days and warmer weather.  Took a walk with MaSiDao to see the massive Front Gates, standing just south of Tian’anmen.

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Beijing Front Gate – Zhengyangmen or Qianmen

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 Posted by at 2:01 am
Apr 012013
 

I spent the day walking around in the heat of Manila, getting dehydrated and tired.  Looking for a drink which truly revives, and found it on the back of a pedal-cart: coconut water (buko juice).

Upsides:

- refreshing
- tastes great
- no added ingredients
- lots of electrolytes
- clean (at least, until the machete hacks into it)
- 100% biodegradeable container
- usually comes with a snack (the coconut meat, if it’s not too young)
- cost: 25 PhPesos (about 60¢)
 

Downsides:

- the can opener is a freaking machete  (wait, that’s pretty cool.  Maybe it’s an upside…)

If you’re still undecided, here’s the kicker:

- free show!!  (Click on the picture to watch…)

BukoManila

 

 Posted by at 5:20 am
Mar 122013
 

Modern Mandarin (talking about the spoken language here, not the written characters) uses the following formula to create words:

Pick one of 23 initial sounds, like “T-”.
Add one of 24 final sounds, like “-ian”

Now you have “Tian” – it’s so easy! Using this simple formula, you can now create all 552 words* of Mandarin. Have fun!

Okay, wait just a minute – something’s not right. Having been in China for a couple months now, I’m pretty sure they’re using two, maybe even three times that many words. What to do? Luckily (and sadly), there’s a good (and difficult) way to resolve this…

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 Posted by at 1:08 pm
Feb 012013
 

One of the reasons I’m visiting China is to learn the language.  While that shouldn’t take more than a few weeks, I’m going about it slowly and painfully.  There’s no reason, however, that my suffering shouldn’t provide you, the six people who read this blog, with some entertainment.  With that goal in mind, here’s the first in a series of essays on learning Mandarin.  Now I’m going to collapse in a corner and cry for a few days — please enjoy!

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Learning to speak Chinese is as easy as learning to play piano.  Actually, learning to speak Chinese is almost exactly like learning to play the piano.  Here’s why:

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 Posted by at 7:15 pm
Jan 042013
 

Getting ready for my next trip, looking for one key piece of equipment: a good watch. A good travel watch. I’ve searched and can tell you definitively: it doesn’t exist.

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Yes, the Chairman waves.

A few years back my friend Ben pointed out that -for the adventurous traveler visiting places with questionable electrical and mobile service- a watch is better than a phone. A watch is harder to lose, less appealing to thieves, doesn’t need recharging, and works everywhere.

With the increasing reach of power and mobile services, this becomes less of an issue every year; your (GSM tri-band) mobile phone works in more and more most countries. Same if you’re planning to stay in a city for most of your trip — you can get by with a mobile phone for your timekeeping needs (as I have). But if you want to spend a couple weeks on an island, or rafting through the jungle, or trekking the mountains -and you must reach the departing [plane/train/chicken bus] at a certain hour- you’ll need that watch.

With 22 kazillion watches floating around this planet, why can’t I find my travel watch? Well, I can find some good watches, but nothing that hits all the points on my checklist. Here’s an overview of what I’m looking for, and why:

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 Posted by at 8:55 pm
Oct 112012
 

A Half Day 

Yesterday we coated the bottom of the boat (the hull) in urethane, and let it set overnight.  The urethane application process is entirely unpleasant – from the measuring and mixing of two incredibly sticky fluids to the hours of constant brushing and scraping.  Of course, it’s better than paddling across Puget Sound in a waterlogged boat.

The glossy result of all that effort was evident this morning…

 

…with a few things we could have done better.  Chiefly, staying even longer than we did, catching the drips as they slowly form (over the course of many minutes, even a half hour).  As the urethane cures, it becomes increasingly viscous until it finally hardens – but a viscous liquid is still a liquid, meaning drips and slumps can form – very slowly.

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 Posted by at 10:08 pm